Traveling Merchant

party Many say that parties give you the richest of memories. So buy something and make this memory rich!

graveyard1 Whew! Look at my many wares! I totally did NOT take them off the dead buried here, to sell to you.

graveyard2 In my travels, I've never run across anyone living in a dismal place like this! Ah, well, as long as you have coin...

windy1 I go where winds take me, but this is ridiculous!

windy2 I would sell you exotic wind socks, but I'm afraid I forgot to stock them!

storm1 Hurry up and buy!

storm2 Whew! That was close! Brick and mortar sounds like a pretty good investment right now.

rain1 Rain or blue skies, I come from afar to serve you! Do you have some coin?

rain2 If my exotic coat shrinks, I will be a tad upset!