idle I've got the cure for what ails ya! Get it? Ale? No?
idle Do you think {Steampunker} has an extra of that gun? I know a witch that may want one.
idle No wonder {Demolitionist} has so many accidents. You can't imagine how much ale he buys from me.
idle Normally, I'm not much of a fan of Goblins, but {GoblinTinkerer} seems to be an alright sort.
idle {?Day}Anyone see where the Dryad went?
idle {?!Day}Really quiet out there. A little too quiet...
idle {?!Day}Check in with me, and do your job.
idle {?BloodMoon}You know, where I'm from, a Blood Moon is actually just an excuse to get some fresh air.
idle {?MoonLordDefeated}Moon Lord, don't you mean Abyss Lord?
idle {?HardMode}I know a Lavamancer that would really like that hellstone down in the underworld.
idle {?Homeless}Know any good places to set up shop? Would love to open up a bar here.
idle They say you're strong, well, I know strong. Let's see if you measure up.
idle Back where I'm from, we only serve Root Beer...
idle This is a big upgrade from wiping that table all day.
idle Life's a challenge when you're just naturally better than everyone else.
idle What am I doing here...
idle A lot of tenacity and a little bit of luck can go a long way...
idle Have you seen any Meburs around here?
idle {Dryad} seems nice. I should bring her back with me.
first help For starters, take a few of these Defender Medals, on the house! I've got some special defenses you can purchase, but only with Defender Medals!
first meeting Huh? How did I get here? The last thing I remember was a portal opening up in front of me...
before d d2 tier1 We should really do something about the Old One's Army. Ask me about the Eternia Crystal if you want to learn more.
after d d2 tier1 Great job on fighting off the Old One's Army! But I'm sure we haven't seen the last of them, they didn't put up much of a fight this time.
after d d2 tier2 The Army of the Old One's keeps getting stronger, yet you keep pushing them back! But something tells me they aren't quite finished with us yet.
after d d2 tier3 You really kept the full force of the Old One's Army at bay? Maybe you should visit Etheria some time.
party_1 There's a party happening here! I had just wiped down the bar, too.
party_2 You should sit down and have a little fun. Don't worry, I don't think any kobolds will crash this party.
graveyard1 Etheria has some dark places, but this takes the cake!
graveyard2 The bar seems kinda dead tonight. Smells like it, too!
windy1 There goes the roof. I had just had it redone yesterday!
windy2 Hold onto your bonnet, there's a real breeze out today.
storm1 Take shelter from the storm! Sit down for a pint.
storm2 You look a bit frazzled! Perhaps a mug'll calm your singed nerves.
rain1 You look like a drowned, shaggy dog! How 'bout you down some ale, eh?
rain2 Wipe your feet before you step in here, the floor was just waxed!