Golfer — NPC | Terra Codex

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Bestiary entry

lore

The Golfer is a wise, middle-aged man who sells all sorts of golfing equipment. He's got game and knows how to score.

biome Surface

Dialogue

29 lines

idle I'm not the type to scream and thrash around just because my ball lands in the water. I stay calm, and collected, and focus on the next shot.

idle Landscapers must make a lot of green off us golfers. Heh!

idle {Armsdealer} has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occasions.

idle According to {Dryad}, I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn. I gotta have a fairway for my course!

idle If you land on the green, use a putter! Don't let your balls go flying away when you're THAT close.

idle Don't go chasing water hazards, please stick to the fairways and greens that you're used to.

idle {?BloodMoon}The blood stains on my club? Have you seen the zombies outside?!

idle {?BloodMoon}I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon or my sister during a Blood Moon!

idle {?Rain}Golfing in THIS weather?! Only if you like swinging around a giant lightning rod!

idle Huh? You eat WHAT for breakfast?

idle An early bird catches the worm, but an early hole catches the birdie.

idle Lick your finger and hold it to the wind. Golf balls are lightweight and easily influenced by a breeze.

idle If sand is causing you nightmares, your wedge is your dreamcatcher.

idle Should I take up fishing? Bribing {Angler} to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!

idle To strike high, strike far, or to get unstuck? It's all about the club you use. Choose wisely!

idle When I offer you to go clubbing, I don't mean downtown. I mean like, with a five iron?

idle In this game, only losers go for that high score.

first meeting1 Thank you for the rescue. If I were trapped out here any longer, I could have come down with a heat stroke!

first meeting2 Why, thank you! I've been stuck in this sand pit for days. Good thing you can get water out of a cactus.

party_1 I'm having trouble concentrating on this swing because of the obnoxious party going on around me.

party_2 I hit a hole in one! That's a good reason for us all to celebrate. Time to put my club down and have a margarita.

graveyard1 Graveyards creep me out. I don't like practicing my swings on top of my family and friends.

graveyard2 Don't play golf in a cemetery. The grass grows too efficiently and makes the entire course rough.

windy1 This wind makes for a very difficult course.

windy2 A strong gale adds challenge to a game of golf, but this is rather excessive.

storm1 I don't think so, {PlayerName}.

storm2 The odds of being struck by lightning are the same as the lottery. Going outside swinging an iron is a winning ticket!

rain1 Golfing in the rain is less fun. Everything is all slippery!

rain2 Water hazards are a lot larger when it rains, making it that much harder to reach the green!

Mood lines

happiness templates

CONTENT

I'm doing fine!

LOVE BIOME

I love {BiomeName}.

LIKE BIOME

I like {BiomeName}. It has all the necessary features for golfing.

DISLIKE BIOME

Tell me something. How am I supposed to golf in a place like {BiomeName}?

HATE BIOME

I especially think it's unwise to hang around a place like {BiomeName}.

NO HOME

I need a place to hang up my clubs.

Specific neighbor overrides

like Princess

I tried to teach {NPCName} a few slick golf tricks, but she schooled me instead! I like her.

How to encounter

spawn rules

Arrives once every other Town NPC is alive simultaneously.

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Frequently asked

common questions

Where does Golfer spawn? +

Arrives once every other Town NPC is alive simultaneously.

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