idle I offered {Bartender} a free trim, but he refused. I mean, I could have at least worked on his mustache!
party I may have gotten my hair done up just for today, but honestly, I just want to pop balloons with my scissors.
graveyard1 Eek! This deathly atmosphere is ruining my perm!
graveyard2 I kinda want to go out there and collect heads of hair for wigs, but I kinda don't want to GO OUT THERE!
windy1 Want windswept hair? Go outside, it's free.
windy2 Ugh! I should just take the day off, this wind will blow away all my hard work!
storm1 I'm staying inside! The Einstein look is NOT in fashion.
storm2 Like, really? This crazy storm is bad for business!
rain1 That totally will not do. Soggy rat is not a hairstyle!
rain2 What?! It's raining? I just got a perm!