// NPCs · #0441

Tax Collector

TaxCollector

Bestiary entry

lore

This grumpy Tax Collector has literally been to hell and back. Greedy to a fault, he's truly only concerned with money.

biome Snow

Dialogue

8 lines
graveyard1 Death and taxes, nothing more sure in life than that!
graveyard2 The people here aren't paying up! They are better off dead! Oh, perhaps they already are.
windy1 Just because your house blows down, doesn't mean you stop paying taxes!
windy2 Bah! If this wind keeps up, people will lose their precious possessions and stop paying me!
storm1 A marvelous storm! A remarkable storm!
storm2 I am as giddy as a drunken man! I love this weather!
rain1 Humbug! Someone tried to tell me they saw a fish walking on land. Who do they take ME for?!
rain2 Why can't it be raining gold coins!? Water is everywhere! Bah, how useless!

Mood lines

happiness templates
CONTENT
What? I AM in a good mood.
LOVE BIOME
I love {BiomeName}.
LIKE BIOME
Living in {BiomeName} forces people to stay indoors and leave me alone. I find that pleasant.
DISLIKE BIOME
What kind of irritating place is {BiomeName}? Poppycock, I tell you!
HATE BIOME
Even for my standard, {BiomeName} is beyond miserable! Bah!
NO HOME
How can a man of my riches have no home? Preposterous!
Specific neighbor overrides
like Princess
{NPCName} shouldn't pay taxes, she's the princess... but she insisted.

How to encounter

spawn rules

Rescue her from a Defender Hideaway in the Underground.

Alt Variants · 1

Frequently asked

common questions
Where does Tax Collector spawn? +

Rescue her from a Defender Hideaway in the Underground.

What does Tax Collector drop? +

Tax Collector can drop Classy Cane (1 in 8) among other items.